23 seconds ago
my human thinks she's funny, but in reality she's so annoying. What's the point of buying grass if I can't eat it? This grass is mine. When my human is sleeping I'm going to pee in her shoes for trying to stop me from getting my greens. That'll teach her a lesson.
Meow for now. - Sassy cat Jordan.
Hey human, it's SIR sassy cat Jordan. Get it right.
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